Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
It all makes sense now, Monty Python is the key to BCIT. We still might have to answer three questions to cross the bridge of death to get our real BCIT shares.
We've got Lancelot and Arthur here already. Still need to cast Dingo , Zoot, and all the women of Castle Anthrax. And then there's all the less important parts:
The Cast (in order of appearance [roughly]): KING ARTHUR : Art PATSY : Terry Gilliam GUARD #1 : Michael Palin GUARD #2 : Graham Chapman MORTICIAN : Eric Idle CUSTOMER : John Cleese DEAD PERSON : Terry Gilliam DENNIS : Michael Palin WOMAN : Terry Jones BLACK KNIGHT : John Cleese VILLAGER #1 : Eric Idle VILLAGER #2 : Michael Palin SIR BEDEVERE : Terry Jones WITCH : Connie Booth VILLAGER #3 : John Cleese NARRATOR: Michael Palin SIR LANCELOT : Lance SIR GALAHAD : Michael Palin SIR ROBIN : Eric Idle SIR BORS : Terry Gilliam GOD : Graham Chapman FRENCH GUARD : John Cleese MINSTREL : Neil Innes LEFT HEAD : Terry Jones MIDDLE HEAD : Graham Chapman RIGHT HEAD : Michael Palin OLD MAN/BRIDGEKEEPER : Terry Gilliam HEAD KNIGHT OF NI : Michael Palin FATHER : Michael Palin PRINCE HERBERT : Terry Jones GUARD #1 : Eric Idle GUARD #2 : Graham Chapman CONCORDE : Eric Idle OLD CRONE : Bee Duffell ANIMATOR : Terry Gilliam ROGER (THE SHRUBBER) : Eric Idle TIM (THE ENCHANTER): John Cleese BROTHER MAYNARD: Eric Idle SECOND BROTHER: Michael Palin