You didn't rip that pink shirt did ya? They like pink shirts in jail.
LOL. Nice job. I tried that same attempt at being a good samaritan once, while I was punk slapping the dude, his punching bag started pulling my hair so I shoved the stupid retard onto her ass and let them continue their intricate dance of love alone.
And made a note to self about not making that mistake again.
That's one reason the "domestic disturbance" is one of the most dangerous police calls on the books.