As some people likely knew, I was Judge Judy, The Professor, Alex Zivojinovich, and Gary Weinrib. The plan, which I was way too busy to follow through on, was for the latter three to get into a major flamewar, all the while dropping hints about who they were, then get booted by Judge Judy.
For those who don't know (which is likely most people), the players were:
The Professor: The sometimes-used nickname (at least from long ago) that the other two members of Rush would call Neil Peart.
Alex Zivojinovich: Alex Lifeson's real name. Rush's guitarist.
Gary Weinrib: Geddy Lee's real name. Rush's bassist and vocalist.