For those who wish to be human shields please call Sadam Hussein at the following phone numbers: If calling from France dial 1-800-FERMEZ-LEBOUCHE If calling from Canada dial 1-800-BOYCOTT-CURLING If calling from Russia dial 1-800-STALIN'S-MOUSTACHE If calling from Germany dial 1-800-MEIN-KAMPF If calling from Massachusetts dial 1-800-CHAPPAQUIDCIK From anywhere in the mideast dial 1-800--SMACK-IRAQ If you wish to speak to Osama Bin Laden dial ............................extension 666