Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

[lee kramer]

Smart Money: Andrew Carlssen IS a time traveler. He does reside in the year 2256. I know this because I live there too. Andy and I are neighbors; he lives across the street with his wife, his girlfriend and three chimps. He's a hell of a fellow. We often sit watching the ball games on TV. Last year the Red Sox won the World Series for the first time since 1918. Hell of a series. They took the NY Yankees four straight. And they're odds on favorites to capture the old gonfalon again this year. Tim Wakefield may be a bit long in the tooth but he's the ace of their staff and his knuckler still bobs and weaves. We must return soon, as the season starts Monday. We need our "time craft" as we've got front row box seats right behind the dugout.