LOL.. I'm serious, we had one in a drawer in an old desk that isn't used anymore ... and I told my youngest brother ... "don't open that lower left drawer! whatever you do! " ... etc.. there's a rat in there!!!!! ... and of course before I got the words out the drawer was opened and the chase was on ! ...........oh boy! ... my heart was in my mouth! ... drawers opening and then slamming shut! I ran to close the door into the house .. things flying and then .. it happened so fast I didn't really even see it ! ... but another drawer opened and POOOOOSH! .. something flew and he looked at me and said .. well, that's that. The rat has a new home outside. .. it worked .. ;) it's never been back since .. Mikey and it had become friends ... don't ask. OH yeah our neighbor said it was a fruit rat .. and she has fruit trees too .. so I wasn't worried ..