Hey, Howie. You call me a homophobe? You are incorrect, sir!
Homo's are crucial to the solemn promise I made to the readers of iHub that I would "never compromise the funny".
Without them, I'd only be left to ridicule things like Matt's expanding waistline, the morons of QBID-CMKX-WAVX and why you were prematurely de-institutionalized.