If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "To be continued!", or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. Nah, of course you would.
In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.