Giz- a Schwab broker just called my wife (joint account) and said she should buy back the underlying stock that she is now short (due to exercised in the money Nov puts) and "he would put the order in for it to exercise first thing Monday morning." He also advised her that markets "only go up" and, even though he's not a registered investment adviser, said he could put he in some aggressive growth stocks like Netflix that his friend also owns. I called back and spoke to a colleague of his and confirmed he is not licensed. I really should have his broker's license revoked but may just drop it. Amazing how this F*cks continue to pump this market....