You might be a redneck if ...
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?"
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
Caspermick
"TOUGH TIMES NEVER LAST BUT TOUGH PEOPLE DO."
God Bless America
In Gambling,,,Playing Card Games. Ya Never Know What The Next Hand Will Look Like.
Ten Bagger Potential Stock