You are an idiot, Sox. A fully developed, antagonistic, puerile idiot. There's no hope for you.
The reason Texans don't argue with fools and idiots is that it is a waste of time. When reason and logic fail, other solutions sometimes prevail.
You mentioned earlier that you sometimes come to Houston. Let me know when you're coming and I'll make arrangements with Colt to prepare a friendly welcome for you. We would like to disabuse you of the idea that Texans are cowards and attempt to persuade you into a little respect for our President.
You be sure to let us know you're coming, ya' hear!