Derf's Grotto

[Churak]

For those of you that don't know, BP are the fruit of LOWNUMBA's loins. Sort of. Anyway, on September 11,2001, Sean (the one married to a Viking) had a job interview @ the WTC @ approx 8:00AM. Fortunately, he made it out but got injured. Head injury. Like he needed more brain damage. Anyway, his two buds, upon not hearing from him, immediately drove to NYC to help out in the rescue efforts. The second night, the were so angry over what had happened, they decided to enlist. They went into the office & demanded to join the Army. They were refused. They became belligerent. Did I mention they were also drunk? They start giving the guy in the Army office a hard time. Finally they get thrown out. Next morning they found out that they tried to enlist all right...but it was the offices of the Salvation Army. Anyhow, that's the story they told me. I liked it & committed it to memory.