The top 10 words or phrases that mean the exact opposite when used by Medinah insiders or shills:
10. Done, done, done
9. Soon, very soon
8. Kaboom
7. Imminent
6. One yard line
5. Next week
4. Set date
3. At the Notario
2. Break out the goat cheese
Drum roll please,,,,,,,,,,,
#1. Twitter Alert (or Scoot Alert if you have a southern dialect)