Derf's Grotto

[BullNBear52]

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts,
etc. Finally, she said "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while
your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
destination."

Marvin sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
right; is the captain a woman? I think I better have a whiskey and
water."

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant. "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Marvin, "I'd better have two whiskeys and water.
I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the
cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant. "We no longer call it
the cockpit. Now it's the box office."