Tornado Alley (PROG)

[F6]

ah, nuts (so to speak) -- the referenced petitions with their links (for what they're worth):

1. Everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/all-everyone-punch-grover-norquist-dick/0WKZXFdq

2. Peacefully Grant the State of Herp-a-Derp to Withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW Government
http://www.indecisionforever.com/blog/2012/11/14/tyrant-barack-obama-removes-herp-a-derp-secession-petition

3. Make Duncan Trussell the Emperor Of Planet Earth
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-duncan-trussell-emperor-planet-earth/zdBgpx0c

4. Make Batman the Secretary of Defense
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-batman-secretary-defense/QKC9TnQn

5. Make Hank the Cat an Honorary Senator
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-hank-cat-honorary-senator/