insane dividends

[fung_derf]

This IS a special year, it's called, "Get it the heck out of here before Obama sucks it all up from us" year.
Many companies that "were" cash rich are paying out large cash dividends before the laws change and it's not in their best interests to do so.
With that said, some of these recommended stocks are recovering nicely. Some made a momentary spike then tanked. Some surprisingly just fell off the table after the cash was paid out (for a reason I can't quite grasp).

Anyway, I've been reading many of your posts this morning and checking out the boards you moderate. I like you! You make me look like Father Christmas. You make Murphy look like an optimist. You go around to many different boards spreading your bah humbugs. There just isn't enough of that on Ihub!
So, with that said, I've been trying to find any stocks you like, and am having a heck of a time. Are there any?