Rants and Raves

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A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The
wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How
am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.

Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?"

"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."