Tornado Alley (PROG)

[arizona1]

The clothes you're wearing were designed by gays. The pretty sheets you sleep on were designed by gays. The movies you watch on television had gays working on the set. Your hairdresser is probably gay.

Hell, even your pastor is more than likely gay. Just think of all those gay cooties touching your prissy little existence.

That's life, sweetie....deal with it!