Matt an intimate evening with Cassy in one of your finest rooms...seems Matt could use a great laugh and an awakening about torf. (I think he already knows she's a nut case, he's just keeping her pacified at everyone else's expense.)
ps: allow him to bring along one of the best vibrators ever made in the internal combustion world...an Ol' Hog motor.(this way he'd have a choice of which ho... uh..."harley" to ride.
Some KKD's would definitely help.
This should be a better bribe than torf's membership fee.