Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[AndrewL]

Of course its all true, Syd. Have you never heard of the Jewish Media Conspiracy? I'm afraid its no myth, my boy. We (disclaimer: I am a Jew) have long coveted positions of power, but lacking more visible means of entry (politics) have had to insinuate ourselves into more covert, though no less powerful situations. Let's face it Syd, we dictate what you think and feel; we control your ass, bubbe. You may think it's Curious George W. up there on the dais pursing his lips and trying to uncross his beady little eyes, but its us, the JMM (Jewish Media Mafia) up there, poking and prodding with little sticks that are not visible on your TV set. (of course you know, the revolution will not be televised; but that's another issue for another time).
Perhaps you are interested in a conversion at this point boychik? I can put you in touch with my associate Rebbe Schlomo for a small fee. We discuss over kippers and baigle, yes? Just say the word, bubbala.