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Oh yeah, and since I have a mere few measly hours before Hurricane Rhonda hits my house and wipes out everything I have come to know and we lose communications forever, I guess I gotta say Happy Birthday to you a day in advance.
In the future, when you are happily celebrating your special day with your family, think of the poor Derf family who will be spinning around and around in a cesspool of despair, who gave their lives so others could throw their money away on penny stocks.