The Halfway House

[fung_derf]

While I think that what happened last night was a tragedy, I gotta' tell you folks, I think you all sound downright nutty! I mean, how many other times have you gone to a restaurant of club and the place burned down?? None! And that's because after you manage to salvage the odds by not getting killed on the drive over there, the odds are gastronomical that the place will burn down!!!
Sheesh, do you people say a prayer before crossing at every corner?