I think you meant to say:
The first report by any insider of a freakin 1934 Act SEC-registered company (yeah, baaaaby!!!!) must be done on form 3.
There is a tide in the affairs of men.
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,