Are you sure it wasn't just put in the refrigerator where it didn't get frozen and it spoiled, just like RaySpoiledMyInvestment?
How can you be sure that the test on the PowerStream-less Embarq etherware wasn't done virtually, theoretically, contemplatively in Maine-town in the nation of Poland over kielbasa, saurkraut, pierogi, and vodka? And the records of that field-test are where?