The Jailhouse

[SoxFan]

Matt, I really don’t know why I was caught up in the EDIG round-up. Could you please explain it to me? I really am a swell guy. I was having fun posting dueling gifs with dinkie when low and behold I was off to the slammer without benefit of even a call to my attorney. Not that the Houston fella would have gotten his flaccidly small hands to the phone to pick it up but it was the thought that counts. I even had to be humiliated by getting deloused with all the small hands, small feet, and obviously small brained EDIG investors. They kept on smiling and staring at all the wrong places. I felt I was in a Federico Fellini film that even he thought strange.

In any event can you please tell the EDIG guys that Anne is somewhat delusional and that they shouldn’t believe every word she utters. Their now talking about using gold for headsets made for Softec and they want to go down to S. America to help mine for stock. They are not making any sense once again.

BTW- It was nice of you to let us have 7x24 video coverage of the women’s facilities. I hear ToF is already demanding conjugal visits with me. How nice. All I’ll need is about three minutes alone unless foreplay is involved and then I’ll need an extra minute. Thanks

One other thing - do you mind if I take my bath here?