Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

[was hotlinktuna]

Newly here's my Master Trading Plan (I add a little wiggle room as needed):
1. I buy a stock I like---this means I'll sell in 4-5 minutes.
2. I buy a stock I like a lot---sale to follow in 8-10 minutes.
3. I buy a stock I think is great---sale in 15-20 minutes.
4. I buy a stock I'm really excited about---sale in 25-30 minutes.
5. I buy a stock that I'm thinking will rocket higher---sale usually in 35-40 minutes.
6. I buy a stock I think might double by tomorrow---hold for up to 1 hour!
7. I buy a stock I thought was super but begins to drop immediately after purchase---sale will come usually within 5-10 days or until I've lost about half my investment.
8. I decide to never use my Master Trading Plan again---within about 5-10 minutes I buy a stock I like........tuna