WE HAVE ANOTHER CANDIDATE! Ladies and Gentlemen, and all memebers of this Turnip Patch -- I respectfully call your attention a recent submittal to the Ranch Hand's "Da best dad-gumm quote I have ever read on any board" contest." "The only thing that makes me feel worse than being short, is when I imagine what it must be like to be French". Way to go Wahz! It made my day. Ranch