LOL. When was the last time you saw a pull-out whip antenna? Funny that a patent just granted actually references that as a design option. This could be really exciting. Would they market that as a "retro phone"? Maybe they could include one of those attached briefcases too. Rock it old school.
Of course this post is my opinion. Every post by anyone is an opinion. I'm not writing a white paper on scams… in this post, anyway...