As for your silly comments on FEMA, they are immature and you can do better.
Not sure what you meant by that. If you want instantaneous reponse from FEMA, you need hundreds of thousands if not millions or tens of millions of agents to take care of everyone else. Don't think that's entirely out of realms of imagination. East Germany was really keen on prevent subersion of government, so eventually its intelligence agency had fully one quarter of the entire population, or some 5 million out of a population of 20 million, on its payroll spying on each other. It's all about priorities.