INSIDEBULLS

[1st_mate]

while she's slow here....

screech is what me car dus when I lappen the rum chief...(LOL)

We have a family ting were at evey yr....we live off the land and sea fer a week....Got it all killed already..(LOL)...The cops halled me moose out fer me....Too far off the road so we called em and told on the potchers....When they went back to the kill site fer the 4th quarter we took 3 out of dear truck and came home...dey was some pissed too....Got moose baloney rounds fer supper.....

Snow:

Me driveway is 90' long and 12' wide...Had 4 meters so far...Dats 30 m X 3m X 4m = 360m3 halled to da back of the house....I'm sick of the Sh*t...Got the silly idea to insulate da house with the sh*t....Packed in the roof an all...Had another blizzard and lost me house...Found it day later and had to paint the snow red....Ya now...So I know were she was...Wasn't shoveling the sh*t again....Pew...Cost me $150 in red water paint..Wife give me the bux fer a snow blower...Went to canada tire and got me a 12 hp....Now the local gas shop says no gas until he can make a profit...Dam gov got the price fixed so no one but dem maken money....Got ah go 15 miles to get gas fer blower....Be the time I gets back the sucker is out of gas again....All I'm do-in is keepen the roads open fer the dept. of highways...Guess the Gov. had the plan...(LOL)

Matey