I promise to not lie, cheat and steal anymore.
Yup...he negotiated that into his settlement.
He's serious too - he won't do any of those things...because that would mean he was a liar, a cheat and thief. And he promised not to be.
A liar, cheat, thief won't do it once he promises not to.
His word is good.
Why would anyone think differently?
I'll bet he promised his wife he wouldn't cavort with hookers anymore too.
And of course that is true too.
His word is good.
Why would she think differently?
And the Temple....he promises to not bounce checks or not pay for services like the Mikvah.
He's going to be a good, honorable man with them too - so no reason they should continue looking at all these things and acting like they don't.
His word is good.
Why should they think differently?
He's a changed man....and has paid enough for his errors already - and with this promise is even proving so.
The justice system really does work.
Rehabilitated. (Maybe it was the Mikvah that washed him clean?)
A happy ending for all.
As he has promised to not be involved with any of the things he always has..he can now do some father/son bonding. He'll start DJing and shaking his booty for bounty. Junior can teach him. And as there is never a way to really make his son a man...at least now with no restrictions Moskie can teach and hand him the family business.
Sonny boy already knows the basics - it came to him naturally...especially how to suck others dry while giving it to them up the ass....and enjoying every minute.
Yup.....it's a beautiful thing - and a happy and respectful ending for all. As deserved. No lie. Give the man a seat by the eastern wall!
AI
