Based on the public response to this condition, (a.k.a. lower than the lowest of the low :o) and that it has taken years to go thru the supply, rather than the few months expected, might any t-shirt successor be designed by the membership rather than an add-on, like last time, to your & Matt's idea?
You & Matt see as great anything that says nice things about IH, and gosh I won't be surprised if you have your toilet seat wearing an IH t-shirt so as to keep off the initial cold contact :o)
... now THATs a Paulie Pixel image needing to be made
Ask the membership this question:
What image and/or text would you like on an IH t-shirt?
Gosh, I have already submitted a few posts in this past few years that suggested a different approach for IH in this matter.
One asked if the IH Headquarters could purchase a low cost machine that transfers any image posted on IH onto the t-shirt, and if this is possible then forget contest and year subscriptions, you could make a few bucks selling them at cost + $5 for many members.
Gosh times two, Paulies pixels are collector items, and Churak would order every one of them I'm double times sure.