The Jailhouse

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

pudwacker,

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you'd had enough oxygen at birth, or if you weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your welfare payments on that make your belly jiggle. It seems to be the first ever perpetual motion machine. Or maybe if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave.

Nah, of course you would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.

Have fun,
Phil