First American Scientific Corp. (fka FASC)

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Brian's too cheap to spring for a PR. A Couple of cheap jokes to ease the tension while we wait for a PR (note-read them slowly, it may be awhile):

He's so Cheap...
- his hearing aid has a solar battery
- he takes off his glasses when he's not looking at anything
- he rides a crowded subway just to get his clothes pressed
- he married a skinny girl so he could buy a smaller ring
- he named himself as beneficiary in his will
- he's still waiting for the Bible to come out in paperback
- he recycles belly button lint
- he won't even tip his hat
- the guest room in his house has a pay smoke alarm
- he's worn his suits so long, they've been in style 4 times
- he'd be at a ball game and the fans would give three cheers, he'd only give two.