Netco Investments, Inc (fka NCVT)

[HonestInjun]

It would appear this individual is well known on stockhouse.com, a very entertaining site!

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SUBJECT: RE: Chief 'Blackhat' finds another Boogeyman!! Posted By: DuckoHearts
Post Time: 8/18/05 20:54
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Guess I better furnish my biography before he thinks you are me!
I am a dynamic figure, often seen hiking and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel airports on my lunch break, making them more efficient in the area of baggage handling. I translate ethic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I own a passport and am not afraid to use it.
I woo men with my sensuous and goddess-like body, I can pilot a 747 and have flown jets for the Air Force, I can cook thirty minute brownies in less than twenty minutes, and I am an expert in massage, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.
I want to see the end of world hunger and dependence on oil in my lifetime.
Using only a hoe and a glass of water, I once saved a whole village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious Army ants. I enjoy Bluegrass banjo, I tried out for the Olympics softball team, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I am bored, I replant my back yard, I enjoy BBQ’s on Sunday afternoons. On Wednesdays, I repair appliances for free.
I dislike sushi, drooling dogs, and men who can’t do their own laundry. I can change a flat and change the oil and air filter.
Critics worldwide swoon at my original line of eveningwear. I don't sweat the small stuff and it's all small stuff. I have been caller number nine and have won the Thanksgiving Turkey. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with surprising accuracy.
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still cooked a three course meal for dinner. I know the exact location of everything in the supermarket. I own a copy of Webster's Dictionary and know how to use it.
I balance, weave, dodge, frolic, own a home and pay my bills on time. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prize winning clams. I have won cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, spelling bees at the Kremlin and delivered countless babies. I have performed in Hamlet and spoken to Elvis.
There. Now maybe he'll leave me off his 'bad-guy' list."