I am Canadian, not an alien. I know what mph are I learnt to drive in a 64 gmc pickup with a three in the tree and the gauges were imperial. MPH. We used imperial up here before metric. My dad still uses imperial so I am a child of two worlds.
Secondly if I went for I bike ride like that I would pass out. I'll stick to the beer for now. Mind you I do have to start my physio soon and that includes some long ass cycling. Gotta get the knee strong for surgery.