Shakerz and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers, shooting the breeze.
Shakerz asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out fishin' an' I made love to yore wife, an' she got pregnant, would that make us kin?"
Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said,
"I don't think so, but it sure would make us even."