Polaris International Holdings (PIHN)

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Thanks Global. I wonder what it will say. Let's play a game. Choose one:

#1) The acquisition has been delayed because of the unfortunate and untimely death of Steve Jobs...God Rest his soul. We are continuing to work with our new partner Apple (AAPL) to close a deal despite this tragedy.

#2) Jeff Immelt,General Electric's(GE) CEO has been very busy as President Obama's Job's Czar that he hasn't been in the office for months to sign the deal. He is up in arms about this deal and is discussing it with his six (6) nieces at his house in Bora Bora. A shareholder letter is forthcoming.

#3) Vikram Pandit, our new CEO is leaving Citigroup (C) to join our team but is so stressed out about failing the FED's stress test that he's taken a hiatus in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil for an undetermined amount of time. (Poor baby).

#4) T. Boone Pickens loves the concept of Polaris, Staff IS, and wants to be our new CEO but can't get that silly Natural Gas thing out of his head. He says he'll have an answer in about a year or so.

#5) Our newly elected CEO Pee Wee Herman will not concede until he finds out the truth about why there is no basement in the Alamo. (Where's my bike!)

And there you have it ladies and gentleman. Everything else, obviously, is just speculation.

Nothing against you Global, I'm just being ridiculous. Thanks for your input.