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Rick Santorum Warns of Terror Strike Against North Dakota’s 40th Most Populous City

By Dan Amira Yesterday at 5:30 PM

Two terrorists stand over a table map of the United States in a darkly lit room somewhere in Northwest Pakistan:

Terrorist #1: At last, our dreams have come true: We have secured enough nuclear material to produce a dirty
bomb. Where shall we strike the American infidels?

Terrorist #2: New York? Washington?

Terrorist #1: No. Too obvious.

Terrorist #2: [scans map intently] Hmm ... we could hit Tioga, a thinly populated oil town in North
Dakota. That would be somewhat bothersome.

Terrorist #1: Perfect.

The end.

Santorum to North Dakota: Terrorists 'will bother you' [CNN]

GO WATCH RICK! here http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/15/santorum-to-north-dakota-terrorists-will-bother-you/



http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/02/santorum-warns-of-terror-strike-in-north-dakota.html