Toilet-obsessed Rand Paul [ http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/03/10/rand-pauls-toilet-is-all-plugged-up-with-dead-fetuses-and-poop/ ] set off a metal detector at the Nashville airport this morning (possibly because he has too much iron in his poop) while on his way to attend a Forced Pregnancy rally (or as we call it: A Flock O’ K-Lo’s) and, to continue the theme, he proceeded to lose shit having his communications people report that he had been “detained”by the TSA.
If the Fonzie of Freedom had a Drudge siren, it would probably be wailing like a banshee right now…. right above a plea for donations because the invisible hand of the market won’t return Fonzie’s calls.
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