Good Ol Stockpicks

[Entangled Proton]

Someone dropped off a Xmas dinner for me. They put it in a box and set it next to my front door. Unfortunately before I got home the squirrels spotted it. They had no problem getting that box open. They stuffed themselves on 4 different kinds of baked bread and cupcakes. My cats got the turkey and ham. They did leave a banana for me. I thought that was very fine of them but I still haven't got my pumpkin pie from T.G.
My pumpkin pie got stolen when they stole my gate.

If I'm still here next year, I guess I'll just have dinner at the Salvation Army. At least I'll know I'll get my pumpkin pie with all the fixings.