Ken, there are plenty of top-quality colo centers in all kinds of price ranges and in all kinds of places. I've dealt with many of them since the eighties. There's nothing magical or particularly unusual about our needs in a data center; certainly our needs are more than we have received in recent weeks, yet less that I'm sure you would provision for OCS, and for good reason.
I've made my position on our recent ISP woes well know to all of the principles. The capacity to make decisions to deal with it in an escalated matter belongs to others.
The fact that you have offered to pay for the move is generous but irrelevant since cost is not the issue or the problem. If fact, it occurs to me as I'm typing this that there are several legal reasons why the servers cannot and/or should not be relocated to California.