Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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We are here today at the LIMBO INSTITUTE for advanced brain dead conservative dogma and to seek the truth about democrats, liberals, and moderates misuse of oxycontin. Yes, my blind and deaf ditto heads, I'm here today with half my brain tied behind my back, and as Americas only anchor man and complete neocon republican bullshit spreader. I am the most powerful name in talk radio, not to mention the most obnoxious, simple minded, hypocritical, and divisive to the United States. I can talk more bull shit than any radio or any republican.
With prescrption oxycontin or even the stuff in my closet, and with my vast talent on loan from GOD, I can twist, distort, and ridicule anyone that does not blindly agree with me, and if I dont like what they say, I cut 'em off, with my formerly nicotine stained fingers. We screen our callers, right Schmuckerly ?

L Ok, lets take a call. Its open line, Go ahead.
C Yes, about that medically brain dead woman....
L Whoa, she had half a brain, and Sen. First, a med doctor,
has stated she responds to stimuli, and can see.
Are you a doctor ?.
C Well, No, but....
L Well, you dont know what you are talking about. Next
caller. Wish these libs would get their facts right.
C. I was calling about the Downing Street Memos.....
L. Whoa, ..They are fakes, lies, and, media propaganda.
Next caller. These callers just hate republicans.
They do not support the troops in Iraq.
Tomorrow we will discuss the mainstream liberal media,
and how they do not back this administration.
I am one of the few that does.
C. Good to have you back, after treatment for pain,
Mr. Limbo and its a real honor, REALLY, really, just
to speak with you, you most noble on high blubbering
motormouth of biased opinion and unsubstantiated fact.
Gosh, sir I almost creamed in my new little panties.
Just called to say these liberals that are concerned
about the deficit should volunteer to serve in Iraq.
L. Good point caller, how true. Thank you for the compliment,
and I never thought of that before, but it would increase
the revenues to the government and reduce the deficit.
Its just basic economics, folks.
C. About those prisoners being tortured at....
L. Whoa, these guys get rice pilaf three times a day.
Its just like a hazing party, a few guys blowing off
a little steam.

Well, its been another day of discovery and enlightenment,
bashing every idea thats not right wing radical republican,
here at the LIMBO INSTIUTE, where I'm having more fun than the
law allows, thanks to my deafness and oxycontin. (Ha Ha).
See ya tomorrow folks.

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