When a woman eats a sausage, you shouldn't stand and stare And if she downs bananas, avert your gaze elsewhere And if she bites a carrot in a cool and studied way Put your eyes back in your head and quickly walk away But if you just can't help yourself and have to have at it Be careful it's not someone acting like Lorena Bobbit
this was a joint production
William Hung is to American Idol as Sarah Palin is to the Vice Presidency