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The difference 50 years makes (or as I like to say, "Aging Sucks")

1960: Long hair
2010: Longing for hair

1960: KEG
2010: EKG

1960: Acid rock
2010: Acid reflux

1960: Moving to California because it’s cool
2010: Moving to Arizona because it’s warm

1960: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1960: Hoping for a BMW
2010: Hoping for a BM

1960: Going to a new, hip joint
2010: Receiving a new hip joint

1960: Rolling Stones
2010: Kidney Stones

1960: Disco
2010: Costco

1960: Passing the drivers’ test
2010: Passing the vision test

1960: Whatever
2010: Depends