Blackout Media Corp (BKMP)

[AUdad]

Nope, not yet!! It turns out our fearless leader Sandy went to Thailand to try and buy some booster type rocket fuel from some Third World Country for our moonship in order to get BKMP to the moon and when he tried to slip it past Customs in 2-5 gallon plastic containers they apprehended him. He claim it was Holy Water flowing from Buddhas grave site, but that didn't fly with them so now our BKMP rocket ship cant fly either with no rocket fuel.

If you ask me, I think Obama turned him in to the Thai Government because he was afraid Sandy would get BKMP going before he could get the US economy going!!!