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When dealing with demands you need our patented Jiffy-Stretch All-in-One Desirable-Item Increaser. There are lugs on it for money, cars, yachts, rec-rooms, party-patios, good times, consumables and personal equipment. It also comes with an add-on for the TV remote which adds a split screen to the TV, and puts a sound-proof barrier between the watchers. The stretcher will add length and, if desired, simultaneously breadth to an item. (Put your stretcher on ISO and MAINTAIN ASPECT RATIO.) In the case of money, the money button either increases the denominations or makes copies. Competitor's devices do not change serial numbers, we do. The shares option will add voting privileges, remove legends, and make serial numbers for certificates in the same series without collision. (NUMBER SERIES, NO CO-INCIDENCE, from pull-down menu)

Since the advent of cloning, a cloning attachment has been added with our now patented clone remover for when the the clone is no longer needed. You may want to clone an anecdotal conversationalist, storm window remover, or a yes-man. Another possibility is a french maid. When the wife arrives home, you no longer need the french maid so you turn the clone remover on. When the handyman wants to get paid, use the clone remover. A caution is not to let the clones know where the cloner is. When addressing clones always call them "clone", not by their name or "sweety". Do not discuss origins, or family with the clone as it confuses them.

Soon to be out is our Handy Make-Small (our creative advertising team is Jamaican). You can shrink anything to a totable size. When stuck in traffic it might be better to get out, shrink the car, and walk to work with it under your arm. Ideal for that. Ever have a headache moving? Simple! Shrink the house and ship it by bus. Can't see those tiny screws when fixing glasses? That's easy! Expand them to the size of the bench, add a lag screw from a barn door and shrink them again. Remember your ORIGINAL SIZE settings!

Comes with a 1000 page manual and all kinds of ideas. Not responsible for results of improperly stretched items or behaviour of clones. Dual person use not advisable. Not for sale or distribution in Utah or Boston.

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