Derf's Grotto

[Churak]

A duck went to a plastic surgeon, 'Im ugly' he said. The plastic surgeon took a photo of the duck and scanned it into a computer. The surgeon then started rearranging the ducks features on the photo and at the same time, told the duck how much it would cost. 'Is that ok?' asked the surgeon, 'no' replied the duck, 'the bills too high!'