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Thursday, 06/09/2005 1:02:04 PM

Thursday, June 09, 2005 1:02:04 PM

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A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man said, "2000 years ago a man died here, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

LOL

Have fun,
Phil

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