Tornado Alley (PROG)

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"what are you saying- you use your penis for self defense?"

Why? Are you saying you've been out defending yourself with firearms lately. You really want us to believe you're up to exchanging fire with an armed opponent. F**king please.

Let me explain this, since you don't seem to understand subtlety. See-e-e What that type of analogy usually means, and what I meant by employing it, is that I don't need firearms to make myself feel like a man. I already am one. And if you expect me to believe you have a gun for any other reason besides show you don't have as much on the ball as I first thought... and I wasn't really thinkin' much of you to begin with.

Honestly dude... I'm not sure what you're looking for here. Validation? I mean, forget it. You're so pathetically unworthy of respect it defies measurement.

Why would you insist on these provocations? Do you think you're up to this level of exchange. You're no match at all. You look like a total jerk.

Work day's over. Goin' out for a drink now.